July 31

Funny Quotes

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.  Jim Carrey

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams
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Posted July 31, 2017 by matthewosl in category Posts

1 thoughts on “Funny Quotes

  1. mollyhsl

    I’ve got a really good one too,

    a few lines from a bashful poet- ———————————————————-


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